Dear Lora and Ray,
I'm going to send this around to some of the Morbidly PC, in my address book, sans your address, lest rakes, torches, pitchforks and RESTRAINING ORDERS, begin to show up at your home .
Big Boys' Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “NO!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .....
Funny one, Lora and Ray...Lemmee see, NO cheerleaders, NO guns.
I said to the satanic, rabid skunks in Gayfemarxachusetts. (STOP ABUSING MY CHILDREN AND I WILL GIVE YOU, YOUR BLOOD MONEY! THEY REFUSED.)
No Tittie Bars....Thank GOD, I got AND STAYED sober, when I did, lest there be bodies, including mine, littering 2 or 3 states.
No money, no fast cars.
NOW, that I have indoor plumbing after 11 FUCKING YEARS, the TOILET SEAT IS MOST DEFINATELY UP, EXEPT WHEN I DECREE THAT IT BE DOWN...THE TOILET LID DOES NOT HAVE A LITTLE COVER, AND THERE IS NO RUG WITH AN INDENTATION AROUND THE BASE.
I was driven insane with GRIEF, and no longer work. Took me 9 fucking years to get SSDI...The GAYVA would not give me a diagnosis of PTSD. I QUIT the Freudian, Atheist Shit Holes and got it on my own in 4 fucking months.
I've got exactly 6 people on the planet, who love me. AND, THEY will remain anonymous, so I don't endanger their lives. I'm NEVER SO ARROGANT AS TO COMPARE MYSELF TO THE BIG GUY...Lazarus, will do. http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2012&version=NIV 9 Meanwhile a large crowd of Jews found out that Jesus was there and came, not only because of him but also to see Lazarus, whom he had raised from the dead. 10 So the chief priests made plans to kill Lazarus as well, 11 for on account of him many of the Jews were going over to Jesus and believing in him.
If any of you reading this doesn't laugh, you better go to some FREE GUBBMINT CLINIC and get a FUNNY BONE TRANSPLANT!
May you ALL be blessed with the Light Of Jesus, on Resurrection Day.
You Know Who...